Busted: This week in police reports: Friday, Dec. 12

Egged On

• 2:15 a.m. Dec. 7. 19th Street and Central Ave. Criminal Mischief. A woman reported that while driving on Central Ave., three men threw eggs at her vehicle, a few of which hit her back passenger side window. She stopped her vehicle and the three men fled. The officer was unable to locate the men.

Hygeine Hijinx 

• 10:53 a.m. Dec. 7. 1900 block of Fruitville Road. Trespassing. Officers responded to a call at a store in which a woman would not come out of the bathroom after being asked by management to leave. The manager said the woman had been in there longer than 40 minutes and refused to leave. The manager wanted the woman trespassed. The woman told the officer it was wrong for her to not leave but she was cleaning herself up. The officer issued her a trespass warning.

Polished Appearance

• 3:04 p.m. Dec. 7. 700 block of East Ave. Criminal Mischief. A man told officers that his girlfriend of two years had moved out two weeks ago but left most of her belongings and still had a key. She sent him a message on Facebook with a picture of a pile of clothing inside the house, saying "I'm done fucking up your house." When the man returned home, his clothes were all over the floor, and the message, "Fuck you, ___ and bitch ass ___" was written on the door in fingernail polish, which was also spread on a leather sofa. The man's DVD player was also broken, and the girlfriend's property had been removed. The man didn't file any charges, and the officer advised him to change his locks.

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