- March 29, 2025
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3:56 p.m., 900 block of Windsor Drive
Lewd and lascivious conduct: A woman told an officer that while she was gardening in her front yard, a white, four-door sedan parked across the street from her residence. She advised that a male she could describe in detail, including “puffy facial cheeks” and wearing a construction safety vest, exited the car, walked past her house and urinated by a palm bush next to a fire hydrant.
Whether he lifted one leg was not disclosed in the incident report.
The woman said she thought she captured the incident on her home surveillance system, but none of her three cameras recorded the offense.
6:39 p.m., 200 block of North Orange Avenue
Criminal mischief: An unknown suspect doused a woman’s green Land Rover with a powder-like substance in a church parking lot. The complainant showed an officer the white substance on the windshield, some of it feeling wet “as if it was a goo-like substance,” according to the incident report.
The woman said the incident occurred while she was in the church during the prior 35 to 45 minutes. Prior to entering, she said when exiting her vehicle she was approached by a male who asked if she had yelled at or called out to him, to which she said no. She described him as being somewhat agitated as he walked away.
Although there are cameras at the church that presumably would have captured the incident, the woman said the office was closed but a member said the footage could be retrieved the following morning. The woman said she took the vehicle to a car wash, but the substance had solidified like a glue and could not be removed. Further investigation was pending review of surveillance video.
12:25 a.m., intersection of Man Street and North Pineapple Avenue
Disturbance: Officers responded to a report of a man and woman involved in a physical altercation. The male said he and the woman, whom he said is a platonic friend, had spent the evening at a popular downtown lounge and that they were on their way to his hotel nearby. Multiple witnesses had observed an interaction between the pair that caused them to be fearful for her safety and prompting them to call law enforcement.
The two were separated and their statements taken, each indicating the two were in close contact with each other and he pulled her hair because, “She likes it,” he said. The woman, who was described in the incident report as wearing a “very short skirt,” gave a matching statement.
At that, no further action was taken and the pair were sent on their way to further foray in their follicle folly.
9:21 a.m., 1800 block of Main Street
Property damage: Building security advised that at 1:03 a.m. two juvenile males entered the parking garage and, for unexplained reasons, picked up separate brooms that were leaning against a wall. One of the delinquents then tossed the broom handle toward the ceiling, striking a sprinkler head and breaking it off. At that, the other juvenile dropped the broom he was holding, and both ran toward their bicycles and immediately exited the garage.
The entire incident was captured by security video and the property manager told officers the businesses wishes to prosecute the offenders. The property engineer replaced the sprinkler head and advised the cost could be as much as $2,000.